So that Lousy, Stinking, Hobbes has you believing he’s better than me! So you give him the cover of the shirt and the website without even a single mention of my name?

The Great and Mighty CALVIN will not be held out of Fall League any longer!

Sorry Hobbes I write the stories from here.

CALVIN’S picks for week 2:

Royal vs Green – The aliens came from a far distant world in a large Royal ship that blinked as it twirled it rounded the moon and entered our sky we knew they had come but we didn’t know why?

It is coming, it is coming!! Screamed Green as they were sucked into the ship labeled ‘NO FEAR’

That is my interpretation of what happened on Sunday.. Too far fetched?

Final 15 – 6 – Royal ships

Gold vs Black – The Courageous Spaceman Spiff, Interplanetary Explorer Extraordinaire, lands on yet another Bizarre Planet.

The Gold Creatures were fighting the Black Colts so Spaceman Spiff set his Death Ray Blaster to incinerate in case any of the mysterious creatures got out of hand. As the fog began to lift the Gold creatures looked to be ahead, but wait what was this? A wild black mustang running from the sky… Yes, Yes, YES he caught it!!

Final 15-14 – Colts in Black

Red vs Navy – WHAP!!! What happened? Somebody set us up… Your base now belongs to the Navy. You are now on the path to destruction… What you say? For Justice my little Bloody Valentine, for Justice and For ALL!!

Final 15-8 – Red Heart Valentine

Silver vs White – What’s this Snowman? He’s a Paleontologist snowman, he’s looking for dinosaurs. Why does he look so sad? He didn’t find any dinosaur bones.. What is under this cover here?

DONG…. DONG!!! CAUSE HELL’S BELLS!!

Final 15-10 – Bells.

That’s all for this week,

CALVIN!!! Not Hobbes